Pickles by Brian Crane for March 25, 2021

You need to stop using Turtle Wax® to polish the top of your dome Earl.

Didn’t one of the main characters in 1Q84 have a thig for bald men with good-shaped heads?

Is that hat for her or for him?

Is she complimenting or insulting him? I can’t tell.

if the hat is in a closet, how is Roscoe going to fetch one?

He’s not bald. He has two hairs up there.

Is his head the busy street or the empty barn type? Hmmm!

Chrome Dome !

Oh Earl I can always count on you to make my laugh each and every night!

Cut Opal’s hair for her, so that it’ll match your style.

Like all great natural attractions, it’s has artistic qualities and functionality!

They say that as couples grow older they look more and more alike. I think Opal is worried.

Nothing on tv eh?

Make sure it’s a good one, Roscoe!

Make sure tis the hat with the solar panel … Earl’s brain needs a recharge ;-)

Thanks to Brian for the precious Roscoe in the comic today , and thanks again . : )

Ha Ha! Earl you don’t need a hat you just got A LOT of complements.

The hat will tone down the glare plus stop Opal from gushing on and on…LOL

The entrepreneur in Earl might want to start charging people for admiring their reflections in his dome.

Alternate ending: “Roscoe? Fetch me the duct tape!”

… and a less sarky wife.

A bald head with a shine glares in the sun!

I recently started chemo for breast cancer. When I finally shaved my head due to hair loss, I had at least 5 different people tell me that I had a nice shape to my head.

Had to know that was going to happen sooner or later. Hehehe. I used to do that to my dad.

For you or for her?

My bald friend actually waxes his head. I don’t know why.

She is wanting something. It is a setup.