Pickles by Brian Crane for June 25, 2023

Earl i find it hard to believe you couldn’t feel that lump under your shirt.

Well said, Roscoe!

Funny that Roscoe knows about static cling. Maybe his fur carries a lot of static charge.

I’m not really all that familiar with other women, but Spouse gave up pantyhose a long time ago. Shortly after she stopped wearing skirts to work, as I recall it.

who’s more embarrassed here: Earl or Opal?

Earl’s line in the third panel is awesome!

At work I tugged on something up my sleeve – I pulled out a pair of my wife’s panties.

I’m dying, I need another toke!

She wears fishnets?

so much for the lump…

now to get rid of that monkey

A walking closet.

“What hump?”

I wonder what Chinese workers think when they’re making pantyhose that fit Opal.

Can’t remember nor imagine Opal wearing those fishnets…

I once sat in a meeting and felt a lump under my shirt near my elbow.

I managed to reach it and was surprised when pulled out a “Bounce” fabric softener sheet.

When I looked up, everyone was amazed at my magic trick.

(It was the only thing many of them remembered from the meeting).

Only can happen to these 2!

I just choked on my mouthful of water! I suppose I should know better.

Can we really believe that was there by accident.. static cling. Or, does Earl have a fetish about being ridden by someone in pantihose?

Earl is such a ditz for not noticing that. I think Roscoe is smarter sometimes.

Yet somehow socks disappear forever, one at a time.

LMAO! How words get twisted from one mouth to the others ears!

They can run, but they can’t hide.

She deserved THAT comment.!!!! (good one)

Hump? What hump?

Does Opal not use dryer sheets?

When would she be wearing pantyhose?

A few times while I was searching for something, a purse, glasses or even a pair of scissors, my ex husband had to have a numb butt. It turns out he had been sitting on them all along. I had to beg him to move. ¬_¬ >_<

Earl needs to work on his non sequiturs .

I’ve done that before, but usually it is a sock in my pant leg, or even a pair of underwear. But I do notice it before I go anywhere.

Panel 3 made me snort/LOL!

Thank you Brian Crane! Absolutely funny, clever and I got a giant laugh, made my Sunday!…

I find the dryer sheet before I consider the load of laundry done. Two half sheets that are used can be tossed in a third load and reused. Fewer dryer sheets in the landfills with everyone else’s used paper towels and plastic one-use bags.