Pickles by Brian Crane for January 16, 2025

Hilarious but Amazing logic?

I can look for something in the fridge 3 times and give up. Next time I open the door, it’s right there in plain sight! Way too often.

this one was stupid 16 years ago

I was expecting her to say “I don’t always know where things are because you never put them back in the same place”

That happens in our house all the time. I ask, “Where’s the tiny cutting board?” He answers, “I put it where you always keep it: on the third shelf.” I say, “That’s not where I keep it.” He says, “Oh really, when did you stop storing it there?” “Three years ago, dear.” Can you hear me rolling my eyes.

I get that too. The GF packs the fridge’s freezer section to where it becomes an avalanche hazard when it’s opened, a tetris puzzle to close it.

Might be time to clean out the fridge!

Earl knows there’s nothing better than fresh plop.

My father somehow knew where every tool and every size nut and bolt in his large cache was. It was frustrating to me when I searched for stuff. I hated asking him, even after searching fruitlessly for a long time. He would impatiently say, “It’s in the garage (or basement)” and my heart would sink. He would go right to whatever it was, shaking his head and grumbling at my ‘stupidity’. But I still miss him.

My wife used to say “don’t look for things as a man, think as a woman and you will find it”. How the heck is a man supposed to think like a woman?

Even as adults(by age) some still need to have their hand held and be led ;-)

So this is a universal problem with men, which means it is at the dna level apparently.

When food starts falling out of the fridge, it’s time to clean it.

Brian Crane’s bugged my house!

I’ve had to replace my kitchen shears and mini flashlight several times. Where’d they go – no one knows!

My wife has very specific locations to put our cookware, etc. But then she changes them every 3 or 4 months. AARRRGGHH.

HATE when THAT happens………….

Am I Earl????

He’s “guy looking”.