Pickles by Brian Crane for March 06, 2025

change the password before she gets back!

She has no sense of priorities at all

The vacuum will suck up the sheets and blankets and ruin the fort.

Leave it to a woman to mess with a good thing.

Just different priorities

Sounds like what Earl would say.

Whoever heard of cleaning a FORT? Grandma wanted to see the fort and now she wants to mess it up. Sigh……

Opal, Spoil Sport!

Well, that sucks!

When you are invited to enter a fort, you bring something to nibble, instead of a vacuum cleaner!

Teaching his grandson about Mancaves. Unfortunately, we women tend to criticize THOSE, too. Sorry!

She would probably want to sand and varnish the log planks of a real fort.

They need a new sign: G.R.O.S.S.

Years ago, I was at a New Year’s Eve house party. At about 12:10, the hostess pulls out her vacuum cleaner and starts cleaning up. It was her house, so we couldn’t kick her out.

When you’re done with THAT, get started on those cookies

These two remind me of a certain great-aunt and uncle…

Gramma, leave it be.

It is not big enough for 3 anyway

Opal = the Ambiance Adjuster

Since when did opal become the “FUN POLICE”? Oh,wait…she’s ALWAYS been that way……

That’s why we keep it dark.

Vacuum cleaners SUCK.

She can’t leave anything alone.

Easy does it Earl………

Darn thing is so noisy, let’s go out and play kick the can, like in the Twilight Zone Movie

Leave the fort alone!

Who knew Gramma could be such a killjoy? Oh…that’s right. Everybody