Pluggers by Rick McKee for May 22, 2013

Tell them you’re changing your number, and then give them the number for DryMaster Carpet Care.

@Jo Clear, I totally agree with you.

“Your call will be ignored in the order it was received…”

But it is so refreshing when the customer answer person has both an answer and one that solves your problem: 3 of 3 the last two days. Thanks Medicare, Alaska Fish/Game and Aetna. Unexpected gardening time…

“In fact, if your call were any more important to us, we would have answered it!”

And while you wait (at least 10 minutes), we will inundate you with a variety of our less sucessful commercials !!!

and of course its a recording

Or they have that hideous on-hold music that makes you want to puncture your own eardrums.

AHHH, BEER wuz good: I think you had too much! What does it do now? I thought it was a permanent number. and I am a plugger.

That number used to be directory assistance before the phone companies recognized the 411 code. Between then and now, you had to press 1-411, but now 411 works just fine.