Pluggers by Rick McKee for January 17, 2018

If I ever get my driving license, I’d replace the Moon Pie with a Burgerville’s spicy anasazi bean and the RC Cola with a Sprite. (Burgerville: a Pacific Northwest burger chain.)

I learned to drive a stick shift while throwing newspapers and making left turns in heavy traffic. Exciting times.

Not with a geared vehicle.

And still text, program the sat-nav, brush hair, tune the radio, bribe the cop…….

And get the persons info that you rear-ended.

sure, the plugger can do that.

but not for long

roll a joint with a beer between your legs driving with your knees?

Don’t forget the ice cream cone.

Hands up if you’re a fan of NRBQ’s “RC Cola and a Moon Pie”

Pluggers drink slugs.

RC Cola and a Moon Pie – true southern cooking!

RC Cola and a Moon Pie – true southern cooking!

NRBQ’s “RC Cola and a Moon Pie”http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=27680Has a link box to YouTube.

NRBQ’s “RC Cola and a Moon Pie”http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=27680Has a link box to YouTube.

Not a problem, I used to peal and eat an orange going 70 mph down Chicago’s expressways.