Pluggers by Rick McKee for May 11, 2021

Get suspenders instead!

I wear those belts that have two sets of holes throughout the length of the belt; no need to worry about how big I get around (until I’ll be needing wider trousers and a longer belt).

Reminds me when a boyfriend tried to put on my belt in the dark.

I thought my pants were shrinking because of the washing machine, but now I realize the problem’s the refrigerator!

I’m wearing a 30 year-old belt and I’m at a spot farther back than when I started wearing it.

Just join two belts together.

Time for a new belt. Father’s day is coming ;-)

Use a string and tie the front two belt loops together. :-}

I’ve had to add a hole to my belt this week. Maybe by the end of the month I will have had to add another one.

You really know you’re a plugger when neither the belt nor the suspenders work (too much in the middle so the belt goes ‘under’ and suspenders aren’t long enough to reach over) and you need overalls. Luckily, they make overall shorts as well.

Not always true. Pluggers might get to that point but they also know the reality and some will make efforts to improve (just not always successful).

That’s why I use a canvas belt – infinitely adjustable (almost)

That’s the problem with leather belts; they’re always shrinking on you.

If your waist is more that one half of your height then you need to either work on getting a smaller waist or grow taller.

Take a lesson from the younger crowd.. wear the pants under the bulge.. not above it.

He should do like my husband, get a bigger belt.

My wife accidentally ordered me a belt a couple of years ago that works by sliding through the “buckle” and there are no holes it grips and works quite well when weight changes happen. She passed recently and I have lost some weight so it works going down as well as up.

Belts make a good Christmas gift for Grandpas…..

Too much lasagna does that to cats.

Could be more of a Pigger than a Plugger.

Amen

Because Pluggers are obese.