That usually means five more items have been added to the honey-do list, all of which are more important that the five you were working on from yesterday.
Maybe the second scariest, but the sccriest is “Honey/dear/etc, we need to talk.” It goes to double jeopardy when wife uses your first name, triple jeopardy with the middle name included.
Not even close. “Hey honey! My sister’s great-grand-neice (don’t tell me you can’t remember her – she was only a toddler when you met her at Great Uncle Fester’s funeral) is getting married January 15 and we’re invited to her wedding up in Bemidji!”
kaylowe over 1 year ago
That is NOT what I have heard. I’ve heard it’s “honey, we need to talk.” Men, what say you?
jmolay161 over 1 year ago
The typical old plugger lets his wife do the thinking.
Grumpy Old Guy over 1 year ago
I always believed it was “Does this dress make my butt look big”….
hubbard3188 over 1 year ago
Aaand how!
Gent over 1 year ago
Thinking that you shouldn’t have eaten that omelette for breakfast?
ASpruce2020 over 1 year ago
That usually means five more items have been added to the honey-do list, all of which are more important that the five you were working on from yesterday.
Farside99 over 1 year ago
I like to hear mine share her ideas. Guess I’m just crazy or something.
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
WARNING! Will Robinson! WARNING!
zerotvus over 1 year ago
Im sorry but….“listen here Buster” gets my vote….the nuclear option.
'IndyMan' over 1 year ago
Those three words put the male ‘Plugger’ so far behind the ‘eight ball’ he is barely on the table ! ! !!
Ichabod Ferguson over 1 year ago
“I’m late.” but I guess that’s more pre-plugger.
ctolson over 1 year ago
Maybe the second scariest, but the sccriest is “Honey/dear/etc, we need to talk.” It goes to double jeopardy when wife uses your first name, triple jeopardy with the middle name included.
phillip w over 1 year ago
Yikes!
Watchdog over 1 year ago
Yep!
EMGULS79 over 1 year ago
Not even close. “Hey honey! My sister’s great-grand-neice (don’t tell me you can’t remember her – she was only a toddler when you met her at Great Uncle Fester’s funeral) is getting married January 15 and we’re invited to her wedding up in Bemidji!”
ladykat over 1 year ago
Whenever my husband said that to me, my nervousness level went up 1000%.
Doctor Toon over 1 year ago
Wrong answer- “How did you manage that?”
g04922 over 1 year ago
Darn…. It looks like he had almost made it out the door.
juicebruce over 1 year ago
The Honey-Do list just added a chore ;-)
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
“It will only take a minute”, is also pretty scary too….
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
“Honey, don’t take this the wrong way, but…” means she finds you absolutely revolting!
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
almost as scary as “do you have a minute?”…
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
Here comes a job too big for the “honey do” jar!
hsawlrae over 1 year ago
Oh, ohe.
cwg over 1 year ago
Just remember, the appropriate response is NOT “Oh really?”.