Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 14, 2016
December 13, 2016
December 15, 2016
Transcript:
Beau: Back in my day we never even heard of diamonds! Diamonds hadn't even been formed by the forces of nature yet! There was nothin' but coal everywhere! We had to mine coal day and night just to live! You guys and your fancy diamonds! We never heard of no fancy things like.... Boomer: Pops, just admit you reneged.
Natural diamonds don’t actually come from coal, except in that one episode of the Superman show from the fifties. Today you can have diamonds made from your dead relatives.