Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 16, 2021

A’int Fate a stinker!

Oh Poncho, journey on!

And Fate looks like the Creature from the Black Lagoon!

I wonder how he’d hold out if the truck o’ whipped cream were a squirrel.

Not a pumpkin pie fan but have to admit the whip cream part would have stopped me. (Now I want pumpkin pie and cream!)

Focus Poncho …. Focus !

Fate has a fickle finger

Fate I can deal with, it’s gravity that’s out to get me….

Someone has probably call 911 because of the collision. Just wait there for the police to show up and then tell them about little Timmy, and while your waiting…help yourself.

Oh come on, the kids only trapped, not dying. One little pie completely covered in whip cream. I mean really, how long could it take?

True story: I went to a Christian college. An 18-wheeler broke down and they donated the load. Sandwich cookies! We had sandwich cookies day-and-night. Even sent them home with us at Christmas break.

Never forget it.

Whoa – hold on, wait a minute, stop, halt, etc. Please give me a geo-pin on the location of that unfortunate delivery truck accident. I just want to…make sure the drivers are OK…

I recall years ago when Poncho discovered that the universe itself wanted him to be bad — that when he did the slightest act of kindness, disaster would strike.

Fate is a sea creature?

The whip cream, yeah. Pumpkin pie, nope, for most dogs. If that had been a meat truck, Timmy would be a skeleton before anyone found him.

So, just get the truck drivers to rescue Timmy, and while they are distracted, gorge on pie and cream.

So “Fate” is a villain from Scooby Doo!