Oh-Oh! The fundamental forces in dogs’ physics. Just wait till the insidious 3rd force – the mighty doggie fart – joins the party and tries to convince everybody that it wasn’t the dog…
My long haired, very short legged dog is dubbed the nickname “Urinal Cake” at certain times of the season, due to the pungent odor emitted from him when he gets wet from the rain. He can’t help it.
Stop me if you’ve heard this true tale before: A buddy lost his dog while hunting, and returned the next day with a friend to continue the search. They found the dog fat & happy beside a long-dead dear carcass. On the ride home, the dog sat between them in the pickup truck … and farted. The friend was unable even to say a word before he stuck his head out the window to vomit.
A simple way to have a less stinky dog is to feed the dog raw chicken necks or raw turkey necks. The breath is less stinky, the poop is less stinky, the farts are less stinky, and the dog smells more puppy like rather than old dog.
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
Give Poncho a bath and a breath mint, Chazz, if you’re that concerned; just wear a gas mask.
scott.duane almost 3 years ago
Chazz is beyond twirl & hurl: he’s @ jerk & hurk!
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
Oh-Oh! The fundamental forces in dogs’ physics. Just wait till the insidious 3rd force – the mighty doggie fart – joins the party and tries to convince everybody that it wasn’t the dog…
GROG Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Hurk? I beleve the word for blowing chunks is hurl.
pcolli almost 3 years ago
I don’t mind the smell of a wet dog.
[Unnamed Reader - b76a53] almost 3 years ago
My German Shepherd doesn’t have bad breath or smell bad when he gets rained on.
juicebruce almost 3 years ago
The unseen Poncho Power !
Pet almost 3 years ago
My long haired, very short legged dog is dubbed the nickname “Urinal Cake” at certain times of the season, due to the pungent odor emitted from him when he gets wet from the rain. He can’t help it.
That is how we know it is Bath time!
SusieB almost 3 years ago
Wet dog is worse. It permeates the whole house.
smorbie the great and beautiful almost 3 years ago
I was hoping we’d get another glimpse of that vest
Geophyzz almost 3 years ago
Stop me if you’ve heard this true tale before: A buddy lost his dog while hunting, and returned the next day with a friend to continue the search. They found the dog fat & happy beside a long-dead dear carcass. On the ride home, the dog sat between them in the pickup truck … and farted. The friend was unable even to say a word before he stuck his head out the window to vomit.
snappyboy almost 3 years ago
What the heck is hurk?
Baron Grim almost 3 years ago
How many cat’s are in that house? Wet dog fur and dog breath are no match for the Stench of the Litter Box.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 3 years ago
What Armageddon will smell like.
j4m35 almost 3 years ago
A simple way to have a less stinky dog is to feed the dog raw chicken necks or raw turkey necks. The breath is less stinky, the poop is less stinky, the farts are less stinky, and the dog smells more puppy like rather than old dog.