Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 28, 2022

Oh Poncho, please!

In dog body language, bowing means “let’s play!”

As long as you don’t mind getting something like a two-by-four to the head eventually.

Poncho get Rat from PBS to use his Rat Bat …

I know PEOPLE who are like this.

Drop a little money as you go. Make some use of those Susan B Anthony coins that nobody uses but everybody wants.

This is like so many Americans currently: “I want respect and deference, but I don’t want to actually have to do anything to earn it. I want to automatically qualify, like some kind of royalty, based on something I didn’t ‘earn’, like the color of my skin, or the religion I was raised into.” It’s not attractive with dogs, either.

Yes. That would be plan B…

SONS OF THE DESERT (Laurel and Hardy).

He just needs to wear really interesting socks. :)

I’m afraid the 2×4 would only create an mob, armed with Louisville Sluggers, all looking for you.

I’m sure many people would bow down to hit you in the shins with a 2×4.