Pot-Shots by Ashleigh Brilliant for February 13, 2021

‘Continued living’ is a temporary solution to a permanent problem.

Damn, ain’t this the truth?!

Don’t be a fool. Don’t take the trouble to kill yourself. There’s a lot of other things in life that could kill you anyway.

Resumé

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BY DOROTHY PARKER————

Razors pain you;

Rivers are damp;

Acids stain you;

And drugs cause cramp.

Guns aren’t lawful;

Nooses give;

Gas smells awful;

You might as well live.

We humans need a pause button. One each.