Pot-Shots by Ashleigh Brilliant for March 25, 2024

What is the fastest thing in an Orderly Universe?

Three scientists were discussing what was the fastest thing in the universe.

“Light! Light is the fastest thing in the Universe. You turn the light switch and light comes instantly!”, said the first one.

“No, you are wrong”, said the second one. “Thought is fastest. You think and it’s there, in your mind, right away!”

The third one laughed hard: “Are you nuts? Diarrhea is the fastest thing in the Universe!”

The other two couldn’t believe what they’ve just heard: “Diarrhea???”, they both said at the same time.

“Absolutely, diarrhea! When it hits you, you don’t even have time to think or turn the lights on!”

Or a visit to IKEA. Not purchasing any IKEA products, mind, the magic doesn’t work outside the store.

“Across the Universe” The Beatles/ John Lennon

My library is only about 500 books or so

It is probably about half sience fiction so it is somewhat out of this world

Unlike my kitchen.

Nicely done — artwork and sentiment!