Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for October 11, 2023

My coal-powered kettle works perfectly, thank you.

Because the voltage means it take a lot longer to boil.

They do. For coffee. Directly.

That’ll do it.

I have an electric kettle. My daughter has an electric kettle. All g-d’s children should have an electric kettle. However, the argument method does take less time. Unless you use Canadian eau. The waters seem calmer up there.

I had to google electric kettle.

The pot is about to boil over and scortch the surrounding members.

I have an electric kettle, and most of my friends do. We also, gasp, drink hot tea. I only shoot burglars and annoying Canadians.

Who has a patience to wait for a kettle to boil? Nuke it!

First saw an electric kettle in New Zealand. When I returned home I went out and bought one. Excellent investment.

Will someone please explain, what means “I typically SHOOT the water till it heats up”…