Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 26, 2020

Bare-faced cheek.

To borrow the title of a now defunct comic strip, grin and bare it.

LMAO

They appear to be conversing in ASL.

Cover up! I can see your hangnails!

I imagine handshakes are out, how about fist bumps? And Vulcan greetings?

Would ‘High-Fives’ be considered assault?

Apparently the eyes have it!

Some of them need to Wax.

There’s no cover up here…it’s all out in the open now!

This is a family website! How dare you!

WOW. Look at the fingers on that one.

The eyes of income taxes are upon you.

From childhood dream, many, many years ago, starring Sheri Lewis.

The first laugh out loud I’ve seen in awhile… thanx

Talk to the hand.

Stop staring at my pinkie. My eyes are up here.

Ralph wonders…try your hand at it?

Please do not shoot me. I needed to get this out. Apologies first. How can sock puppets afford to go to nudist colonies? They all have hand jobs!!!!! Yes, I know. I’ll go now.

Would someone please translate?

KERMIT! What are you doing? You’ll ruin the childhood of kids forever if they see this!

“I had no idea she was that old, just look at those liver spots.”

It’s Oobi! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCypysWGpVkHdEIloVy6yo-A

But…but…they’re not practicing social distancing, and not one of them is wearing a mask! What sort of bad example are you trying to exhibit, Mr. Whamond?

big deal. cartoon nudity: all hands have only four fingers

So many jokes … so little time …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTXyXuqfBLA

Johnny Otis 1958: “Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive, doin’ that crazy hand jive.”