Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 12, 2020

And that’s the long and short of it

Duuuuuuuh!

Glad I never asked for the long answer in college…

I knew her…

Love this one, Dave! lol!

Are you a tower? Because eiffell for you.

Been there toooooooooo many times. Thank goodness that my loving wife inexplicably said ‘Yes’.

Don’t take “Noooooooooooooooooo” for any answer.

Long answer: “Absolutely not!”

He resembles a young Bill Gates, honey.

The takehome lesson: Develop a high degree of proficiency predicting the likely response before you ask.

(I’ve spared myself a world of hurt by mastering this technique.)

The even longer answer involves a lot of personal attacks and insults.

At least she left the ‘heck’ off [cleaned it up].