Well, he may have had a so-so spring, and a mediocre summer…
You can’t make an omelet without breaking an egg.
A fully dressed omelet? How do you say that in French?
I’ve heard of “out of the frying pan into the fire” but this???? ;D
They are really egging him on.
From that height, the yolk will be on them!
What could go wrong?
Don’t Jump! It’s not what it’s cracked up to be!
Well, the king’s horses and the king’s men didn’t know what to do with his brother. Time to give the king’s chefs and the king’s pan a chance.
He’s not very balanced there. I think he will go over easy.
Dave was scrambling for a yolk today?
Pan seems cool.
Like fishing: “Catch and release, into the grease!”
first the strip in Argyle Sweater yesterday with the whoopee cushion and now this
I don’t see any butter….a non-stick pan?
Donnie, Donnie sat on a wall / Donnie, Donnie had a great fall / He hit the bottom with a great thump / And that was the end of Donnie Trump.
Great today, crunchy omelette tomorrow.
and yet nowhere in the poem is an egg mentioned
So THATS how Humpty cracked. Maybe a chef came from behind because Humpty wasn’t moving and pushed him off?
Ralph’s hoping he lands Sunny side UP
The Doc told you that eggs were not good for your health.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty said, “That’s all!”
“I’m not jumping! I’m too cool!”
“My Mama didn’t raise no fool!”
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
Don’t know why this irks me so much, but no where is it stated or implied that Humpty Dumpty was an egg.
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
eromlig almost 4 years ago
Well, he may have had a so-so spring, and a mediocre summer…
oldpine52 almost 4 years ago
You can’t make an omelet without breaking an egg.
wldhrsy2luv almost 4 years ago
A fully dressed omelet? How do you say that in French?
Baarorso almost 4 years ago
I’ve heard of “out of the frying pan into the fire” but this???? ;D
Judeeye Premium Member almost 4 years ago
They are really egging him on.
Kind&Kinder almost 4 years ago
From that height, the yolk will be on them!
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
What could go wrong?
backyardcowboy almost 4 years ago
Don’t Jump! It’s not what it’s cracked up to be!
Kaputnik almost 4 years ago
Well, the king’s horses and the king’s men didn’t know what to do with his brother. Time to give the king’s chefs and the king’s pan a chance.
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
He’s not very balanced there. I think he will go over easy.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Dave was scrambling for a yolk today?
formathe almost 4 years ago
Pan seems cool.
walstib Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Like fishing: “Catch and release, into the grease!”
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
first the strip in Argyle Sweater yesterday with the whoopee cushion and now this
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I don’t see any butter….a non-stick pan?
Pickled Pete almost 4 years ago
Donnie, Donnie sat on a wall / Donnie, Donnie had a great fall / He hit the bottom with a great thump / And that was the end of Donnie Trump.
zeexenon almost 4 years ago
Great today, crunchy omelette tomorrow.
Christopher Peckham almost 4 years ago
and yet nowhere in the poem is an egg mentioned
CuteDoggo almost 4 years ago
So THATS how Humpty cracked. Maybe a chef came from behind because Humpty wasn’t moving and pushed him off?
backyardcowboy almost 4 years ago
Ralph’s hoping he lands Sunny side UP
backyardcowboy almost 4 years ago
The Doc told you that eggs were not good for your health.
paullp Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty said, “That’s all!”
“I’m not jumping! I’m too cool!”
“My Mama didn’t raise no fool!”
edreajr almost 4 years ago
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
john.hubbling almost 4 years ago
Don’t know why this irks me so much, but no where is it stated or implied that Humpty Dumpty was an egg.