Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 29, 2020

Never look a gift voucher in the mouth.

Then go outside to open it.

That was the second Trojan horse. The first was nabbed by porch pirates.

If you’re not sure if you bought something, you can always go on your account and look at your orders.

Even if you did order the enemy commandos package deal, though, you might want to decline delivery.

This one is full of Amazons?

Helen ordered it. She used her facial recognition app to launch a thousand shipments.

Get the oil burning…..we’ve got company from Greece…

I hear Greece is really good for making bio-fuel from.

Problem there Dave, that horsy is not going to get through that doorway.

Luckily he was a prime member and got free shipping and next day delivery.

Don’t worry. It’s mostly filled with styrofoam peanuts.

That is some Prime horseflesh.

As the man of a million stiff-necked, FAKE NEWS!

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts bearing Greeks.

You never hear the Trojan Horse mentioned at USC !!

Oh, look! Already functioning security webcams…where shall we put them.