Poe-try
Oh, that Poe man.
You should get another quoth.
Poe: I have a cask of amontillado to show you.
He looks like John Lennon.
It looks like if Edgar Allen Poe was a 60’s Beatnik.
The mechanic’s name may be Raven.
Well, I has no money. So, how bout some priceless amontillado instead?
He’ll stomp off raven. Nevermore to be seen.
He should’ve gotten that extended warranty.
Watch out for the hidden swinging pendulum in the trunk! One swipe and it’s curtains!
The repair shop on Rue Morgue.
He calls his car Annabel Lee.
How about something more artsy from Eastern Europe? The YuGogh.
Let me show you my pit and pendulum room…
The repairs will be so expensive he’ll end up in the Poe house.
Welcome to Poe Auto Repair!!!
Well, join the ranks of the Poe folks! For the love of God, Montressor!
Yeah, it’ll cost ya … an arm and a leg …!
He’s just a Poe boy from a Poe family…
“But why would you say that I am mad?”
The mechanic’s shop is just across the street from the House of Usher and that crazy raven’s nest.
Hope he’s not too Poe to pay the bill.
He’s as busted as Pallas, he might as well get plastered.
When he gets the bill, he’ll ponder, weak and weary.
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
Imagine about 3 years ago
Poe-try
oldpine52 about 3 years ago
Oh, that Poe man.
Superfrog about 3 years ago
You should get another quoth.
Wilde Bill about 3 years ago
Poe: I have a cask of amontillado to show you.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 3 years ago
He looks like John Lennon.
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT about 3 years ago
It looks like if Edgar Allen Poe was a 60’s Beatnik.
dcandmx about 3 years ago
The mechanic’s name may be Raven.
Gent about 3 years ago
Well, I has no money. So, how bout some priceless amontillado instead?
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
He’ll stomp off raven. Nevermore to be seen.
e.groves about 3 years ago
He should’ve gotten that extended warranty.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Watch out for the hidden swinging pendulum in the trunk! One swipe and it’s curtains!
The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
The repair shop on Rue Morgue.
PO' DAWG about 3 years ago
He calls his car Annabel Lee.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 years ago
How about something more artsy from Eastern Europe? The YuGogh.
Radish the wordsmith about 3 years ago
Let me show you my pit and pendulum room…
rm8ty about 3 years ago
The repairs will be so expensive he’ll end up in the Poe house.
paranormal about 3 years ago
Welcome to Poe Auto Repair!!!
ekke about 3 years ago
Well, join the ranks of the Poe folks! For the love of God, Montressor!
Howard'sMyHero about 3 years ago
Yeah, it’ll cost ya … an arm and a leg …!
figrin d'an about 3 years ago
He’s just a Poe boy from a Poe family…
Dorothy Ownbey Premium Member about 3 years ago
“But why would you say that I am mad?”
sandflea about 3 years ago
The mechanic’s shop is just across the street from the House of Usher and that crazy raven’s nest.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Hope he’s not too Poe to pay the bill.
P51Strega about 3 years ago
He’s as busted as Pallas, he might as well get plastered.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 3 years ago
When he gets the bill, he’ll ponder, weak and weary.