Last night I had one slice of peach and two crackers with cheese left on my bedtime snack plate when I went to check on a noise I heard outside. When I came back, I had one peach slice and a dog licking her lips.
One Thanksgiving, my wife and I went to bed too tired to even clean the leftover turkey off the dining room table. In the morning, it was completely gone, bones and all. Our Siamese cat looked very full and slept the whole day.
RAGs over 3 years ago
You left it out. What did you expect?
Jeff0811 over 3 years ago
This too shall pass.
admiree2 over 3 years ago
It’s not the ham. It’s the honey glaze that adds the pounds.
whahoppened over 3 years ago
Besides, Stanley is under the couch. (see Ballard)
backyardcowboy over 3 years ago
Kind of Ham-handed there.
Gent over 3 years ago
Another rare talking dog! I never thoughts I’d see another one!
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
For some strange reason I had a flashback of The Christmas story, where the dogs ate their Turkey and ended up in a Chinese Restaurant. Lol
papajim545 over 3 years ago
Why did you smash your wife with the coffee table? Because I couldn’t lift the couch.
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
Ralph has the comment of the day, which I have used several times myself.
exness Premium Member over 3 years ago
Last night I had one slice of peach and two crackers with cheese left on my bedtime snack plate when I went to check on a noise I heard outside. When I came back, I had one peach slice and a dog licking her lips.
Howard'sMyHero over 3 years ago
Woofed …!
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
How did he open the boneless cooked ham in a can?
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Better get ready a couple new rolls of paper-towels and rug-cleaner.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
One Thanksgiving, my wife and I went to bed too tired to even clean the leftover turkey off the dining room table. In the morning, it was completely gone, bones and all. Our Siamese cat looked very full and slept the whole day.