Last night I had one slice of peach and two crackers with cheese left on my bedtime snack plate when I went to check on a noise I heard outside. When I came back, I had one peach slice and a dog licking her lips.
One Thanksgiving, my wife and I went to bed too tired to even clean the leftover turkey off the dining room table. In the morning, it was completely gone, bones and all. Our Siamese cat looked very full and slept the whole day.
RAGs about 3 years ago
You left it out. What did you expect?
Jeff0811 about 3 years ago
This too shall pass.
admiree2 about 3 years ago
It’s not the ham. It’s the honey glaze that adds the pounds.
whahoppened about 3 years ago
Besides, Stanley is under the couch. (see Ballard)
backyardcowboy about 3 years ago
Kind of Ham-handed there.
Gent about 3 years ago
Another rare talking dog! I never thoughts I’d see another one!
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
For some strange reason I had a flashback of The Christmas story, where the dogs ate their Turkey and ended up in a Chinese Restaurant. Lol
papajim545 about 3 years ago
Why did you smash your wife with the coffee table? Because I couldn’t lift the couch.
PO' DAWG about 3 years ago
Ralph has the comment of the day, which I have used several times myself.
exness Premium Member about 3 years ago
Last night I had one slice of peach and two crackers with cheese left on my bedtime snack plate when I went to check on a noise I heard outside. When I came back, I had one peach slice and a dog licking her lips.
Howard'sMyHero about 3 years ago
Woofed …!
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 years ago
How did he open the boneless cooked ham in a can?
zeexenon about 3 years ago
Better get ready a couple new rolls of paper-towels and rug-cleaner.
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
One Thanksgiving, my wife and I went to bed too tired to even clean the leftover turkey off the dining room table. In the morning, it was completely gone, bones and all. Our Siamese cat looked very full and slept the whole day.