Not impossible at all.. it’s a time management issue, first you drink.. then you fold and if the results are not satisfactory.. repeat step one till it is. I never need to go past 4 drinks but your results may be different.
i worked in a motel one summer and learned how easy it really is. the wife still looks at me when i do it and smiles, cause she’s got me trained to do it. Today is our 26th anniversary!!
The male DNA precludes the correct folding of a fitted sheet. After repeated unsuccessful attempts, it will inevitably end up as just a clump of linen so either entrust it to a female or else just roll it into a clump to begin with and enjoy your drink.
To easily store your bed linens, including fitted sheets = take one pillowcase, stuff other pillowcases and sheets inside, jam into storage space. Done! Now have that drink.
Excuse me, genius, there are actually a number of things that are difficult to do without spilling your drink.
As for folding fitted sheets, it isn’t that difficult if you keep your expectations reasonable — don’t expect it to look like it does when you first take it out of the factory packaging.
oldpine52 about 3 years ago
Trying to fold a fitted sheet is enough to drive you to drinking.
Zykoic about 3 years ago
My dryer takes care of folding. Fitted sheets just become a lump of sheet.
C about 3 years ago
Best way to not get asked to do it again!
backyardcowboy about 3 years ago
To fold a fitted sheet, you need to be 3 sheets to the wind.
Doug K about 3 years ago
Which did he start first – drinking or trying to fold the fitted sheet?
Olddog1 about 3 years ago
From the dryer back to the bed. No folding required.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 3 years ago
Even Ralph is speechless…
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
I lay it on the bed and try to square it off….then fold! LOL!
Ubintold about 3 years ago
Try putting the drink down while you fold.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 3 years ago
Not impossible at all.. it’s a time management issue, first you drink.. then you fold and if the results are not satisfactory.. repeat step one till it is. I never need to go past 4 drinks but your results may be different.
formathe about 3 years ago
i worked in a motel one summer and learned how easy it really is. the wife still looks at me when i do it and smiles, cause she’s got me trained to do it. Today is our 26th anniversary!!
Rose Madder Premium Member about 3 years ago
I have no problem folding fitted sheets, BUT I do need 2 hands – everytime.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom about 3 years ago
One of life’s little mysteries.
Howard'sMyHero about 3 years ago
Follow this link, and I promise you’ll never EVER AGAIN have a problem with folding fitted sheets:
https://youtu.be/sHw1LDZ9oeg
zeexenon about 3 years ago
What? I logically concluded they were one use then cut for rags.
Bill D. Kat Premium Member about 3 years ago
The male DNA precludes the correct folding of a fitted sheet. After repeated unsuccessful attempts, it will inevitably end up as just a clump of linen so either entrust it to a female or else just roll it into a clump to begin with and enjoy your drink.
schaefer jim about 3 years ago
Never went to drinking,just said the hell with it and gave it to my wife.
l3i7l about 3 years ago
To easily store your bed linens, including fitted sheets = take one pillowcase, stuff other pillowcases and sheets inside, jam into storage space. Done! Now have that drink.
paullp Premium Member about 3 years ago
Excuse me, genius, there are actually a number of things that are difficult to do without spilling your drink.
As for folding fitted sheets, it isn’t that difficult if you keep your expectations reasonable — don’t expect it to look like it does when you first take it out of the factory packaging.
Jackson Perkins Premium Member about 3 years ago
My housekeeper does it for me!
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Huh?
Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 3 years ago
The question should be why is it impossible to fold a fitted sheet. Drinking not required!
aussie399 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Why fold a fitted sheet in the first place????