Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 20, 2021

Eh?

Ooh, Sting sure got old.

Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand. Whose wine? What wine? Where the hell did I dine? Must have been a dream.

Allen was having them over for breakfast.

Woke up this morning, my dog was dead, someone disliked him, and shot’ im through the head…

Well I get up at seven, yeah, and I go to work at nine. (Hey, who let Canada in here?)

Whamond saves the best for Ralph.

Really? Where did you sleep last night (asks Kurt Cobain)?

I woke up this morning to the alarm clocks warning and took the 8:15 into the city.

Lol

♪When I woke up this morning ♫ You were on my mind ♫

♫ I woke up this morning ♪ I don’t need to know no more ♫ It evaporated nightmare that had boiled the night before ♪

H. Chapin

This one Stings. I didn’t think Beatles did that.

I had too much to dream last night.

A hundred million bottles of beer on the shore, a hundred million bottles of beer, if one should sink(in the sand), 999,999 bottles of beer on the shore…

For the benefit of Mr. Kite

There will be a show tonight …

… In this way Mr. K. will challenge the world …!

Wham, bam, thank you ma’am, is from Bowie’s “Suffragette City.” Now I feel even older!!!