Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 13, 2022

Ralph that’s not nice.

Old age is the icing on the cake of life.

By the looks of each cake It appears the same Bakery is still in business after all these years. Good job!

Buy birthday pies.

Does he get two candles when he reaches 100?

It’s a proven fact, the older you get the more birthdays you have…And the older you get the fewer you have left to look forward to. “Birthday Greetings to anyone celebrating a BD today!”

Everything is ok as long as you don’t know on your birthday how many more you’re going to celebrate in the future. If you know it means your execution date has been set. That’d be drab.

I never understoods why birthdays is supposed to be happy.

Let them eat cake.

I know ears get bigger with age—but chins?

I’ll be happy to live long enough to get that last cake.

Beats the alternative

The circle of life…..

Aha!! Now I know why I’m losing my hair.

No, YOU are getting old!

I hope so.

Self-changing birthday cake…

It wouldn’t be so bad if they would keep up with the number of candles. Go out with a blaze of glory! The saddest part is the ice cream on the side become rarer and rarer.

At least he grew another hair at 90.

I prefer unbirthdays … there are 364.2422 of them … so:

A very merry unbirthday to and for me AND to you …!

Does that mean I’m ~~28,000+ in unbirthdays?

Looks Good On Paper did some thing similar.

Looks like he’s doing OK. Looks pretty healthy at 90.