Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 10, 2022

life IS a job

Work, paycheck

Rinse, repeat

Not really a question your boss is in a position to answer.

Life is kind of tricky too.

You’re here to fix the karma you racked up last time.

Eat, survive, reproduce. Repeat as necessary.

You’re already dead and in hell. You just don’t know it yet.

Stuck on the hamster wheel?

You’re here for her to demean.

Working 9 to 5, what a way to make a living, computer crashing It’s enough to drive you crazy if you let it.

I discovered my life’s purpose long ago. I might have chosen something else, had I known if I could. I can only hope I’ll be rewarded for it, and the next one will be better. But then again, if I did a good job with this one, the next might be harder, because I was successful.

Just keep this burger on the plate and smile at people coming in the front door. It a simple task but one that I love.

My mother always said (and continues to say from her grave), “Well, we’ll either make it, or we won’t” …!

( she did, then didn’t … but lives on )

“Perhaps I’m old and tired, but I think that the chances of finding out what’s actually going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say, ‘Hang the sense of it,’ and keep yourself busy. I’d much rather be happy than right any day.”—Slartibartfast