Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 20, 2022

Dam.

Barking up the wrong tree

It can’t be! Why, I saw the manager personally tasting it only this afternoon.

The Branch Manager’s name is “Wally”.

“I wood if I could…”

He’s not here at the moment, he’s out damning the situation…

“That doesn’t look like it’s one of our. Show me your receipt.”

He’s gonna tell you where to stick it! No receipt and they are past the expiration date. He handles only fresh branches.

Sorry, he’s at another branch.

Do they guarantree freshness?

Did you read the “Use by” date on the package when you bought it?

That branch.. manager, is likely stale as well.

The beaver’s favorite band?…Styx of course…

Not very Cleaver …!

Will the branch manager get to the ROOT of the problem?

Is the branch manager Twiggy?

This one made me laugh out loud, and the icing on the cake was the funny comments.

The branch manager, oh you mean Twiggy?

Sorry, but I am stumped as to where our branch manager is now. When last seen he was preening and pruning and talking about doing some splicing.

Nice beaver. :)

I normally don’t like puns…..

Dave, do you wear contacts?

Branch manager’s visiting his folks up in Beaverton, OR.

that’s it – stick it to ’im…

These puns are oak-kay with me!