Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 05, 2023

Shouldn’t the sign read Sorry This Store is Clothed?

Dear customers, five minutes to clothing time.

He was hoping to get something to eat.

Ha! Thath’s histherical!

In Pittsburgh, we pronounce clothesline, ‘cloze line’. Is that what Dave was going for? That was my first thought.

Clothes encounters

No more clothes?

The guy looks like an exhibitionist contemplating

an opening …!

Well, maybe for his realistic Barbie Dolls.

Cute…

There is no smoking in there, so it’s clothes but no cigar.

Needs to read “clothed” for it to be funny

in japan many shops like to hang out an open sign, in english (the japanese version is 営業中). flip the sign over and it invariably reads close…

ClothesED?