Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 30, 2023

Thanks, Doc. But was it your prescription making me dopey?

Let’s rewrite all Disney movies and make them all PC

She’s out of the woods now.

Six out of the seven dwarfs are not happy!!!

Oh great another retconny remake eh.

Sybil?

And the poison apple is just a symbol of a toxic relationship!

How to destroy a childhood classic. You should write scripts for Disney.

…and here’s my bill.

There were 9 dwarfs until hungry ate horny.

Based on the 1937 film, she’s now 86 years old, and I suspect she dyes her hair.

Nappy, Wrinkly, Squinty, Rocky, Saggy, Gassy, and Leaky.

Don’t trust him Snowy, he’s being paid double.

it would be funnier if it were “Doc” in the chair

Her life has not been sneezy up til now.

Ah yes. The 6 symptons of cocaine addiction, and of course Doc. And definetly Snow White (powder).

Even Sneezy? G’wan!

Hi Ho, Hi Ho-NO … and off to pay the bill and go …!

( CaFfEiNe! )

Good one! Or seven.

Then who ate all the food I cooked and why did I have so much laundry….oooooh so much laundry…..???

In fact Ralph, she Grumpy.

Not as great as the multiple personality in the movie Identity, where a vicious storm breaks out in the Nevada desert, 10 people seek refuge in an isolated motel.

Aw…c’mon, Snow! Don’t get all grumpy about it!!