For a few years now (since serving a stint as a beekeeper) I have moderated my stance against certain insects that actually have a higher purpose. Spiders are one. If they are in my house I try to escort them outside, as long as they don’t run at, or land on me (if they do, all bets are off).
last night as I was collecting my bags to leave the meijer the gal surprises me with “Thanks for your service!” which stunned me, “How did you know?” I asked her. “Your hat.” she said, and I replied, “Oh… sometimes I wear my uniform shirt with my name on it and get surprised with people ‘knowing’ my name too.”
Superfrog 11 months ago
A lot of those suits attract toxic mutant logos.
Gent 11 months ago
Ah he must be Afraid-of-Spider Man.
saylorgirl 11 months ago
Love Ralph’s expression!
The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago
Help! I just inhaled my mask.
Gent 11 months ago
With great powers comes great websponsibility.
nancyb creator 11 months ago
It’s pretty close to the origin story, actually…Peter Parker didn’t want to be Spider-Man!
Doug K 11 months ago
He didn’t have any spidey sense …
e.groves 11 months ago
I’m waiting for Cockroach Man.
Lady loves a joke 11 months ago
First laugh of the day! Thanks, Dave!
Dobber Premium Member 11 months ago
For a few years now (since serving a stint as a beekeeper) I have moderated my stance against certain insects that actually have a higher purpose. Spiders are one. If they are in my house I try to escort them outside, as long as they don’t run at, or land on me (if they do, all bets are off).
Dobie Premium Member 11 months ago
C’mon dude… the spider is what makes it! Without the spider logo, you might as well be Sink Gnat Man!
ladykat 11 months ago
Funny!
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
A mistaken identity……he’s got the heebeejeebees now!
formathe 11 months ago
my hero is ‘The Tick’. “SPOON!!!”
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
HA! A good spider knows how to camouflage.
dbrucepm 11 months ago
without the spider he is just hairnet man or fishnet stocking man
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
That getup didn’t costume too much money.
garysmigs 11 months ago
last night as I was collecting my bags to leave the meijer the gal surprises me with “Thanks for your service!” which stunned me, “How did you know?” I asked her. “Your hat.” she said, and I replied, “Oh… sometimes I wear my uniform shirt with my name on it and get surprised with people ‘knowing’ my name too.”
zeexenon 11 months ago
Another Mexican Jumping Spider made it across the border line.
The Tooninator creator 11 months ago
A wolf spider Im guessing
pat sandy creator 11 months ago
thwip!
wildlandwaters 11 months ago
Oh c’mon…what harm could a giant black spider possibly do???
paullp Premium Member 11 months ago
So . . . we still have to answer the question of which superhero he’s supposed to be . . .