LOL – double pun
Face-lifts for Dummies.
Had me in stitches.
I lift my face every morning when that shtoopid alarm clock goes off! … does that count?
A couple of binder clips and some crazy glue…
She can’t eat watermelon at the picnic anymore because she can’t spit the seeds now.
That’t what the DIY surgeon did: Suture self.
i’ve seen this around my town. The guy at the dollar stores does it in the back room.
DIY botox?
I love that rodents quips.
Ba-da-BOOM!
went a little heavy on the botox, tho…
“And how’s your life now?”
“Everything is looking up!”
Very tight gag! Very funny.
… and today’s winner is: SELF-TAUT …!
( tighten up )
Auto-tense
That’s gotta hurt unless you’re a little crazy, but I love your boob job.
Sort of a YouTube vasectomy huh…. ;-)
“ I also tightened my head with a scalpel.”
she looks younger to me!
She’s had so many facelifts, her toes curl.
Oh Ralph, “sututure self”, really gave me a needed chuckle. ☺️
Left me in stitches.
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Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago
LOL – double pun
Imagine about 1 month ago
Face-lifts for Dummies.
WDDIM about 1 month ago
Had me in stitches.
Dobie Premium Member about 1 month ago
I lift my face every morning when that shtoopid alarm clock goes off! … does that count?
BadCreaturesBecomeDems about 1 month ago
A couple of binder clips and some crazy glue…
Munch about 1 month ago
She can’t eat watermelon at the picnic anymore because she can’t spit the seeds now.
Steverino Premium Member about 1 month ago
That’t what the DIY surgeon did: Suture self.
formathe about 1 month ago
i’ve seen this around my town. The guy at the dollar stores does it in the back room.
ekke about 1 month ago
DIY botox?
Kevin Roth Premium Member about 1 month ago
I love that rodents quips.
darcyandsimon about 1 month ago
Ba-da-BOOM!
wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
went a little heavy on the botox, tho…
The Brooklyn Accent about 1 month ago
“And how’s your life now?”
“Everything is looking up!”
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 month ago
Very tight gag! Very funny.
Howard'sMyHero about 1 month ago
… and today’s winner is: SELF-TAUT …!
( tighten up )
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
Auto-tense
zeexenon about 1 month ago
That’s gotta hurt unless you’re a little crazy, but I love your boob job.
lnrokr55 about 1 month ago
Sort of a YouTube vasectomy huh…. ;-)
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
“ I also tightened my head with a scalpel.”
The Tooninator creator about 1 month ago
she looks younger to me!
nancyb creator about 1 month ago
She’s had so many facelifts, her toes curl.
Judeeye Premium Member about 1 month ago
Oh Ralph, “sututure self”, really gave me a needed chuckle. ☺️
megiggles about 1 month ago
Left me in stitches.