Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 20, 2024

Well pi$$ on it then. LOL

Them doggies gots all kindsa steenky habits. Trees is toilets and toilets is dreeking bowls for em.

Stop playing with the toilet!

Because he’s a cat.

cats catting…

<snicker!>

Cats gonna cat.

Aaaaaah shut up! You’re supposed to go outside anyways!

Besides, old pooch, I can’t help being me….it’s what I do….

Have you ever found a bird’s nest in your tree?

Indoor plumbing! (˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

What’s new, pushycat?

Looks like a real Dog Day Afternoon, courtesy of kitty.

Ha! That would explain the puddle.

What? It’s stil pee-on-able … goood boy …!

Yes, quite silly ! Fa la la la…. etc ….. ;-)

QUICK ! Someone lift the tree….I think Ralph might be trapped under there .

The neighbors just called the cops for another domestic pet argument.