Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 21, 2024

Jeez-its

Do NOT eat Buffalo’s Milano, even if free and accepted as a Freemason.

Reindeer jerky!

Whaaaat… too soon?

Surprised it wasn’t “Crisp Cringles” on the chip can.

I’m sure Santa gets very tired of milk and cookies and would appreciate some nice charcuterie and a glass of wine.

Will he eat the cookies from my browser?

I bet he’d pass on lutifisk

One item that goes into our stockings is a kielbasa from Peter May’s House of Kielbasa…a ring each.

And here, all these years I’ve been leaving cut~out ~cookies and milk! And carrots for the reindeer….HA!

We always left Santa scotch and a corned beef sandwich. We knew that he was an adult.

he needs something to wash it down…

Ho Hos but no Sno-Balls ?

Careful, the Milwaukee South Siders may get their feelings hurt.

Is that pork sausage? Santa bucked the question.

Hope he doesn’t get C. diff…Claustridium difficile.

If he comes here I can make us a couple of White Russians.

Is that a deer belly …?

Yep, snack time! My cookie settings are wide open! Happy Weekend! ;-0

Santa = OINK.