Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 04, 2015

Guarantee if he parks in a slot, a large pickup will park less than a foot from the driver’s side.

Years back, I went to a shopping plaza early. There were 2 cars in the lot at the time, I parked way in back as usual and was eating fast food breakfast waiting for mall to open. Another car pulls in, there are hundreds of spots open, he has to park next to one of the only other cars in front row. He winds up creasing both side doors of his 4 door car on the corner of the other cars bumper. I looked later and the bumper had a scratch. The creased doors must have been about 3000 dollars worth of damage. It was like watching World’s Dumbest for real. This comic guy is NOT nuts!

Next time, catch a ride with someone else…

I usually back in at work, partially because it is safer to exit the spot going forward than backing into traffic, and partly to give me more room on the driver side after parking. I did that at work one day, went to leave, and the idiot to my left parks over the line into my spot, the nerve of that fat woman. If she would have stayed in her own spot, we both would have had plenty of room to get back into our cars.

Only TWO spots? With a little ambition, he could cover 4!

Or if you’re waiting for someone to leave so you can park there, they will fumble around forever before finally backing out. Hey, watch the oldster remarks! :>

It should be legally mandatory to key every surface of any car parked across multiple spaces. And maybe a ball peen to the glass. A**h***s!