Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 31, 2017
January 30, 2017
February 01, 2017
Transcript:
Man: That jerk next to us is taking up two spaces. So now I've had to take two spaces. so if he leaves, people will think I'm a jerk because I took two spaces, and they won't know I had to because of the first guy. Woman: Tell you what. I'll run into the store, and you stay out here and explain your little dilemma to people.
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Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I’m a guy, and I think her wisecrack is just superb.
Michael Jones almost 8 years ago
Yeah, but have a guy say a wisecrack to a woman and they’ll be asking for his head.
J Short almost 8 years ago
Yeah, but the same thing happened to the jerk; he didn’t hang around to explain.
TossedSaladCartoon almost 8 years ago
He’s a genius!
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 8 years ago
I understand him. I went to mall one day and was parking when this guy who was laying sod on the medians and putting up signage asked me to park near where he was working as people kept getting too close to comfort. When I came out 10 minutes later, he was gone and the sign he put up was a handicapped parking sign. There was someone waiting there to chew me out for parking in a handicapped spot. However, even if a jerk is taking two spaces, you can probably still find some lines to park between somewhere in the lot.
cdward almost 8 years ago
Just park somewhere else. In all likelihood, there’s at least one unencumbered space.
Perkycat almost 8 years ago
Leave a note.
kcycrs almost 8 years ago
I’m the jerk who parks right next to people who park way over the line; and then, take my time about getting back to my car.
wiatr almost 8 years ago
The ones I love are those who park perpendicular to the lines. If I had two cars to park that guy would find himself landlocked.