Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 27, 2021

Rake’s Progress…

Leaf him alone.

Evergreens are underrated.

You say “to-may-toh”, and I say “to-mah-toh.”

so that’s what it sounds like.

No trees in front or on the sides and have been removing them from the back for years. No worries about them falling on the house, car or anything else and number of leaves have decreased dramatically.

Mulch ’em with your mower. Grass gotta eat too!

Obviously, you’re referring to your neighbor’s leaves, right? :)

I have two small trees. My neighbor has two giant oaks. Guess what I rake every year?

Safety first..buy the cordless leaf blower.

So glad I live in the country. Did plenty of raking as a lad in the city. Now we just wait for a windy day and – voila! No more leaves in the yard.

Same thing…..

Just show ’em what a lit match looks like…

The susurrus of conspiracy. Trump hears it ALL the time.

Time for the heavy duty leaf blower, with the hurricane force winds nozzle!

I’ve read that the average mature maple or oak tree will have about a half million leaves.

Those leaves are crafty beggars.

Is he related to Ted Forth?