Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 15, 2021

The turkey is sitting on the chair.

There’s no winning with women.

Thinking that maybe the plate will refill.

Not happy when he listens to you either?

He didn’t put the turkey back.

I see a little sit-down talk coming.

She is now thinking about a place she would like to put that plate.

As a child, I did that with the milk bottles! (Am I really that old?!)

He’s lucky he could even find it. My wife notoriously re-arranges stuff in the refrigerator.

We have two fridges and my husband is constantly taking something out of one of them and putting it away in the other.

Maybe he will find his freshly laundered clothes back in the dirty clothes hamper?

Finally! The last of the Thanksgiving turkey.

Yesterday he placed an empty Cheez Whiz spray can in the fridge.

So wrong . I believe the rule is that you can return the plate to source if you, at the very least, leave on it a bone with one bite of meat left. :)

Pet peeve of mine. I do grocery shopping so how am I supposed to know when we’re out of milk when someone puts an empty carton in the fridge? (We now return you to humorous comments)

You’re a husband. Of course you’re wrong. You needn’t ask.

Always, no matter what. The sooner you learn, the happier your marriage will be……