Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 09, 2022

Some people do like those plants. But they are not eatable.

My teacher taught us to remember that dessert had two S’s by thinking of the second serving you want of dessert.

Adventurous dining

I once visited a restaurant wherein all the wait staff wore buttons reading FREE DESERT IF SERVER DOES NOT SUGGEST ONE. I wondered if I’d get Gobi or Sahara, but I doubt they would have given out imported deserts; I probably would’ve just gotten death valley or Sonoran.

If he’s such a stickler, that must be why he brought cacti.

Every husband knows that it’s important to follow instructions to the letter.

… and his is all you brought me? You call this little thing a desert?

If you put whipped cream n it, it will cover up the needles.

See what happens when you can’t spell? Thank a grammar nazi today.

I went to the Sahrah dessert once. It was yummy.

Always make sure there will be a dessert you enjoy, even if you’re bringing other things.

No, but the cacti are

Aanndd….thank you spell check!

Beats being dysfunctionally illiterate.

Many people learn English as a second language, but it is indeed a difficult language to spell. However, it’s not the only one where misspellings occur. Have you seen the misspellings of Spanish (of all languages) on FB messages?

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