Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 25, 2023

Very understandable. He would be hard to talk with.

You know you’re past the honeymoon stage when you discuss poop schedules.

I can’t hear you through all my sweaty earwax.

Did I ever tell you about fingernails and hair? Do you keratin to know?

Is that so? I did not know that.

Well, I googled. I wonder what my facebook ads will be now…

Really? No! Please…tell me more!!

Married couples have no secrets, but they do keep their secretions.

Last time I got the wax out of my ears, I made a big donation to Madame Tussaud’s.

I’d be just fine being informed about that.

I’m an audiologist. Yes, it’s true.