Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 01, 2023

I hope he enjoys sleeping on the couch.

Her recipe hasn’t improved any.

He’s got jaws of steel.

I’ll tell you after they finish marinating.

A 3-Wham rating.

I have a countertop oven that I use a lot. I’ve tried making choc chip cookies in them, but they come out crispy and I want them chewy. So I have to use the big oven instead.

Oh, I thought you were making hockey pucks!

Where do the fall on the Mohs Scale?

Paul Hollywood would approve.

Reminds me of Max Miller’s hardtack (click! click!). One of the best channels on YouTube, btw: https://www.youtube.com/@TastingHistory

I have lots of cookie recipes to try.

A legend in the baking..not.

New from Keebler, Hardtack!

Baked by dwarves on the Discworld, it can equally easily be eaten or used as a weapon.

Poor guy. My wife makes excellent cookies.

How about another dozen, Sweetie? The local junior hockey team needs more pucks.