Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 14, 2023

Looks like a mashie-niblick to me. Or maybe a cleek or possibly a jigger or baffie. Or maybe something else. And a bucket.

Looks like he tried to hit a bucket of balls in a barnyard. And not very well, either.

When the mud covers the tassels on your gold shoes, it time to stop. But, your pride is at stake.

I won’t.

Scratch the “Don’t worry”, substitute “Please take it outside and hose yourself off.”

Whatever he did, he did it wrong.

He was doin’ fine at horse pasture apples golf; until he shanked one over the fence and hit that bull

Farmer Joe’s driving range, the price was right.