Woman: I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched. Man: Maybe the had no choice.
The Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Denim will be in touch
Just call yourself “Dead Meat” buddy! He who sleeps in the dog house from now on! LOL!
And then the fight started.
Infamous last words …
“The Mahareeshi Says” by Al Boliska, pub. 1969: “Some stretch pants have no choice.”
My buddy married a super nice beautiful Joey Heatherton lookalike, and later was amazed how quickly she doubled her weight. No kids, just alcohol and eating.
Wonder how tight she can stretch them around his neck?
They surrendered.
ah… so this explains why this strip came to an end….
Do you like sleeping on the couch?
There’s no maybe, she will be making all of your choices in the foreseeable future.
" Famous last words! "
C 11 days ago
The Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Denim will be in touch
Macushlalondra 11 days ago
Just call yourself “Dead Meat” buddy! He who sleeps in the dog house from now on! LOL!
Riders on the Storm Premium Member 11 days ago
And then the fight started.
kv450 10 days ago
Infamous last words …
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 10 days ago
“The Mahareeshi Says” by Al Boliska, pub. 1969: “Some stretch pants have no choice.”
walstib Premium Member 10 days ago
My buddy married a super nice beautiful Joey Heatherton lookalike, and later was amazed how quickly she doubled her weight. No kids, just alcohol and eating.
backyardcowboy 10 days ago
Wonder how tight she can stretch them around his neck?
Jeffin Premium Member 10 days ago
They surrendered.
wildlandwaters 10 days ago
ah… so this explains why this strip came to an end….
sincavage05 10 days ago
Do you like sleeping on the couch?
Pharmakeus Ubik 10 days ago
There’s no maybe, she will be making all of your choices in the foreseeable future.
DanielClémenson Premium Member 10 days ago
" Famous last words! "