Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 14, 2011
November 12, 2011
November 15, 2011
Transcript:
Jack: Papito hasn't returned from EKO with any sign of Haywire's yucky remains. Goon: He probably stopped for a shot of red-eye. Jack: Still, this guy has more lives than a Hindu cat! It's so vexing when the people I kill refuse to die. Goon: I gave Bliss a sedative, when she wakes up she'll be locked away safely in your creepy retreat. Jack: Most excellent - I trust that you locked the doors and windows? You know what the drafts do to our heating bill! Goon: Tighter than a drum.
I’m betting it’s even more vexing when the people who refuse to die make off with your kidnap victims right under your very nose.