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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 14, 2011
Transcript:
Jack: Papito hasn't returned from EKO with any sign of Haywire's yucky remains. Goon: He probably stopped for a shot of red-eye. Jack: Still, this guy has more lives than a Hindu cat! It's so vexing when the people I kill refuse to die. Goon: I gave Bliss a sedative, when she wakes up she'll be locked away safely in your creepy retreat. Jack: Most excellent - I trust that you locked the doors and windows? You know what the drafts do to our heating bill! Goon: Tighter than a drum.
Chithing over 13 years ago
“…more lives than a Hindu cat!” I love that, a-and, I’m not sure I can count that high.
McGehee over 13 years ago
He’s worried about the heating bill? In the Amazon?
Good thing he didn’t set up in Antarctica — the A/C would be running constantly.
rehling over 13 years ago
BLACK & WHITE again?? Morons
tototu over 13 years ago
I like the B/W scheme. Should just color ka-boomies and such
DorianKTB over 13 years ago
I kinda like the B&W; give RIP HAYWIRE a film noir feel! :-) Loved the heating bills gag!
Dragoncat over 13 years ago
“Tighter than a drum,” he says… YEAH, RIGHT! Easiest. Rescue. Ever.
Francisco Rodriguez Ramos Premium Member over 13 years ago
unos dias es el zom y otros el color, Âżcuando va a estar todo perfecto diariamente?
Dragoncat over 13 years ago
I’m betting it’s even more vexing when the people who refuse to die make off with your kidnap victims right under your very nose.