Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 15, 2011
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Transcript:
Goons: River Jack, the prisoners have escaped! And Bliss Benson isn't in her room! The boats are exploding! Fires are moving into our camp faster than the 99% occupied wall street! It's gotta be Haywire! We need to escape! Jack: We? Let me describe your severance package in Jaunty song: Yo-ho-ho and a bullet, no rum! Goon: Gaack! Needs... More... Cowbell!
Either River Jack’s face is frozen that way from maintaining that expression despite his mother’s warnings, or he handles bad news extremely well.