Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 15, 2011
November 14, 2011
November 16, 2011
Transcript:
Goons: River Jack, the prisoners have escaped! And Bliss Benson isn't in her room! The boats are exploding! Fires are moving into our camp faster than the 99% occupied wall street! It's gotta be Haywire! We need to escape! Jack: We? Let me describe your severance package in Jaunty song: Yo-ho-ho and a bullet, no rum! Goon: Gaack! Needs... More... Cowbell!
ctsignguy about 13 years ago
That is how River Jack cuts personnel costs…..and saves a ton on the pensions as well!
GypsyWoman about 13 years ago
Cowbell, it was always needs more cowbell!
mntim about 13 years ago
Micromanagement is often defined as anything .45 caliber or less.
Uncle_Bad about 13 years ago
One of the best receiving-mortal-wound lines ever! Right up there with " I am justly killed with mine own treachery.." or “Hey, no fair!”
Dragoncat about 13 years ago
Either River Jack’s face is frozen that way from maintaining that expression despite his mother’s warnings, or he handles bad news extremely well.