Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 12, 2012

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Rip: Madame poi just blew up our rental van! What does she have up her malicious muumuu? Poi: This, you handsome buffoon! Rip: A boat? How about my rental deposit back, you jungle jerkette! Poi: Your she-witch's boat is rigged with explosives! But they'll only go off if you get too close to the island! So paddle hard - it'll be like crew, but with chains! Leave them enough chain to strangle themselves! Crystal: Isn't she great? She's known as the "humane pirate queen."