Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 13, 2012

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Poi: Chain the she-witch and her ugly mutt to the boat - I guess this hunk with the chin will come in handy if we need to open some jars! Kinda like what you did to me back in Paris, Cobra, with Pierre! Cobra: Get real! Pierre was a mooch! I Shanghaied his lazy butt too! Cobra: And F.Y.I. - I only Shanghaied annoying archenemies and hunky freeloaders! I'm bad, not evil! But nobody takes the last slice of my pepperidge farm coconut cake without serious backlash! TNT: I got your back on that one, girlfriend!