Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 12, 2012
March 10, 2012
March 13, 2012
Transcript:
Rip: Madame poi just blew up our rental van! What does she have up her malicious muumuu? Poi: This, you handsome buffoon! Rip: A boat? How about my rental deposit back, you jungle jerkette! Poi: Your she-witch's boat is rigged with explosives! But they'll only go off if you get too close to the island! So paddle hard - it'll be like crew, but with chains! Leave them enough chain to strangle themselves! Crystal: Isn't she great? She's known as the "humane pirate queen."
mntim over 12 years ago
Gun in right hand. Holster on left hip. Apparently out henchlady prefers to cross-draw.
GypsyWoman over 12 years ago
I have a feeling Rip and Co. have spent more money on deposits they never get back (car, hotel, pet).
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
Ah, but will it turn out to be a Chain of Fools? :-) Have an exciting week (in a good way), fellow Haywire Hooligans!
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
Hopefully the next island over isnt too far and will have materials that can be made into weapons of massive Queen Poi destruction!.HugPounceszzz Haywire Hooligans!
blackman2732 over 12 years ago
Okay, I’m starting to like her.