Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 14, 2012

Transcript:

Cobra: Rip, are you just going to stand there and let me set sail into an explosive sunset? I can't believe this is happening! I thought the whole point of being engaged was to be protected from any vengeful ex-partners! Rip: I will do everything I can - Poi: Hey, lover boy, come an git some Kahlua pig! Rip: Right after I eat me some Polynesian pork!