Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 11, 2012
Transcript:
Ka-punch-o! Man: You and your sinful mustache are going down, English! Rip: Is that a quilting needle?! Man: My pitchfork is in the shop! Rip: This is for mustachios everywhere! They go with beards like pepperoni with pizza! Punchy! Man: Fie on your modern-world references! Fi-eeeeeee!
I must have missed something. When did the Amish start using ten-wheel trucks? I thought it was all horse-drawn cart.